Sunday, April 7, 2013

Cable Fabric

LIAR, n. A lawyer with a roving commission.

Saturday, April 6, 2013

Twisted Basket Weave

LEGACY, n. A gift from one who is legging it out of this vale of tears.

Lichen Twist

LAZINESS, n. Unwarranted repose of manner in a person of low degree.


Thursday, April 4, 2013

Stockinette Triangles

At a potato Digging

I

A mechanical digger wrecks the drill,
Spins up a dark shower of roots and mould.
Labourers swarm in behind, stoop to fill
Wicker creels. Fingers go dead in the cold.

Like crows attacking crow-black fields, they stretch
A higgledy line from hedge to headland;
Some pairs keep breaking raged ranks to fetch
A full creel to the pit and straighten, stand

Tall for a moment but soon stumble back
to fish a new load from the crumbled surf.
Heads bow, trunks bend, hands fumble towards the black
Mother. Processional stooping through the turf

Recurs mindleesly as autumn. Centuries
Of fear and homage to the famine god
Toughen the muscles behind their humbled knees,
Make a seasonal altar of the sod.

II

Flint-white, purple. They lie scattered
like inflated pebbles. Native to the black hutch of clay
where the halved seed shot and clotted
these knobbed and slit-eyed tubers seem 
the petrified hearts of drills.
Split
by the spade, they show white as cream.

Good smells exude from crumbled earth.
The rough bake of humus erupts
knots of potatoes (a clean birth)
whose solid feel, whose wet inside
promises tast of ground and root.
To be piled in pits; live skulls, blind-eyed.

III

Live skulls, blind-eyed balanced on
wild higgledy skeletons
scoured the land in 'forty-five,
wolfed the blighted root and died.

The new potato, sound as stone,
putrefied when it had lain
three days in the long clay pit.
Millions rotted along with it.

Mouths tightened in , eyes died hard,
faces chilled to a plucked bird.
In a million wicher huts
beaks of famine snipped at guts.

A people hungering from birth,
grubbing, like plants, in the bitch earth,
were grafted with a great sorrow.
Hope rotted like a marrow.

Stinking potatoes fouled the land, 
pits turned puts into filthy mounds:
and where potato diggers are
you still smell the running sore.

IV

Under a gay flotilla of gulls
The rhythm deadens, the workers stop.
Brown bread and tea in bright canfuls
Are served for lunch. Dead-beat, they flop

Down in the ditch and take their fill,
Thankfully breaking timeless fasts;
Then, stretched on the faithless ground, spill
Libation of cold tea, scatter crusts.
Seamus Heaney 
1965-1975





Tuesday, April 2, 2013

Twisted Check Pattern

LAWYER, n.  One skilled in circumvention of the law.


Alternating Triangles

LAWFUL, adj.  Compatible with the will of a judge having jurisdiction.


Monday, April 1, 2013

Bramble Stitch

LAW, n.
Once Law was sitting on the bench,
And Mercy knelt a-weeping.
"Clear out!" he cried, "disordered wench!
Nor come before me creeping.
Upon your knees if you apprear,
'Tis plain you have no standing here."
Then Justice came. His Honor cried:
"Your status?--devil seize you!"
"Amica curiae," she replied--
"Friend of the court, so please you."
"Begone!" he shouted--"there's the door--
I never saw your face before!"
 G. J.