BiColor Tweed Stitch

IMMORAL, adj.  Inexpedient.  Whatever in the long run and with regard to the greater number of instances men find to be generally inexpedient comes to be considered wrong, wicked, immoral.  If man's notions of right and wrong have any other basis than this of expediency; if they originated, or could have originated, in any other way; if actions have in themselves a moral charactger apart from, and nowise dependent on, their consequences--thebn all philosophy is a lie and reason a disorder of the mind.

Garter-Stitch Chevron

KINDNESS, n.  A brief preface to ten volumes of exaction.

Alternating Bobble Stitch

" promise me, that this, all of this, will remain our secret."  " So be it. Partners."  "Welcome home Barnabas Collins."  "I was awakened by a yellow dragon with iron teeth confronted by a giant letter M with the luminance of a thousand lanterns."

Loop Stitch Rib

"there I were...resting..."

Horizontal Two-One Ribs

"O, shut it!"

Diagonal Crossed Stitch

" We braise him in clarified butter and then weez eat'em "

Tweed Mock Rib

INVENTOR, n.  A person who makes an ingenious arrangement of wheels, levers and springs, and believes it civilization.