Little Arrowhead

RELIGION, n.  A daughter of Hope and Fear, explaining to Ignorance the nature of the Unknowable.
     "What is your religion my son?"  inquired the Archbishop of Rheims.
     "Pardon, monseigneur," replied Rochebriant;  "I am ashamed of it."
     "Then why do you not become an atheist?"
     "Impossible! I should be ashamed of atheism."
     "In that case, monsieur, you should join the Protestants."