Horizontal Ridge Stitch

FIDDLE, n.  An instrument to tickle human ears by friction of a horse's tail on the entrails of a cat.

To Rome said Nero:  "If to smoke you trun 

I shall not cease to fiddle while you burn."

To Nero Rome replied:  "Pray do your worst,

'Tis my excuse that you were fiddling first."

Orm Pludge.